Oct 8, 1999 F is for the fun I will have real soon. R is the risk of leaving at noon. I am the one in the 'goodtime' zone. D is for drive, which I will do home. A is my absense, which no-one will see. Y , because I dont have anything to fucking do anyway, god dammit!! ********************************************************* Oct 11, 1999 M is the misery of getting out'a bed O god please stop this ringing in my head N side this building is not my pref D means Damn the minutes I have left A is for agony of the week to come Y ? cause I still dont have any-fucking-thing to fucking do! ********************************************************* Oct 12, 1999 T olerate zero emailing slack U nderwear--I have none, to cover my cack E ven if the boss looks over your back S ay "hey fuck you bossman," like you are the mack D is for dreary, the weather without A day for pnenomnia, the flu or worse gout Y et I will prevail with corporat-esque clout TUESDAY'S FOR EMAIL, OF THIS THERE'S NO DOUBT! ********************************************************* Oct 13, 1999 (2 submissions) *W*hat the hell am I doing here; *E*ven as the sun pops out?l *D*aydreaming about a nice cold beer, *N*ow, although, suffereing without. *E*ach morning the bordome begins for us all, *S*eems there is no end in sight. *D*reaming of beer, tits, and clits, so small; *A*nd passing the time 'till the night. *Y*ou can count on that, thats right... ..you can count on that, thats right... W ap and E mail D oes N ot E xactly mix. S ean has D rain Bamage. A nd swat Y er mammy said. ********************************************************* Oct 14, 1999 This is the day Happenin' before the day U and me can both chant: Rah rah hooray! See, on more to go; Damn, I hope it's not slow After tomorow, it's the weekend, Yo. ********************************************************* Oct 15, 1999 Fuck a buncha bossman, and fuck workers too Really, fuck everyone with something to do I don't give a fuck 'bout profits or sales Da man's on my back; can't burn no more bales Ah, but fuck it, tonight i drink beer Yes, beer, beer beer, tonight, i drink beer ********************************************************* Oct 19, 1999 Today U Each Say Damn All Yuppies. ********************************************************* Oct 21, 1999 This is the poem Hand written for you. Understand, please Responses are due. See, these poems Disclose to you All of my thoughts; Yesterdays, and new. ********************************************************* Oct 25, 1999 Might One Never Divulge A Yearning? ********************************************************* Oct 26, 1999 Tr- Ust m- E when I Say: I'm bored to- D A Y ********************************************************* Oct 27, 1999 Why is Wednesday known as hump day? Each of you listen to what I say: During the night; something strange; Not real cool; half deranged. Early in the morn, it happened too - Sickening to watch, poor dumb Chew. Dick red and pointed; What?! you beg? You see. last night, my cat humped my leg. ********************************************************* Oct 28, 1999 Tuesday and wednesday really do blow Here it is thursday, cold enough to snow Unlike last thursday which really was nice Red nosed, and frozen, i forgot to bring rice Some people insist that thursdays are good Day before friday, says my man in da hood All i can say is that i want to go home Yank open the door, and bitch-slap that gnome . . . ********************************************************* Oct 29, 1999 (3 submissions) FReezing weather, not in sight; ID almost say it hot. AYe, my work day will be light; cause it FRIDAY, and work, I'll not. Masturbate and get out of bed Or maybe snooze once more Ring ring ring, goes the alarm Needlessly stopping my snore I must confess, that i am not Not really a morning person Going to bed, i quite enjoy WHEN I AWAKE, MY DAY WORSENES Workers working, doing their job; Only the wise man sees Rightfully working all day long, brings you to your Knees. Each of us has a duty; a Responsability. Someone has got to fight the system and set the workers free! ********************************************************* Nov 2, 1999 Too much plight Under flourescent light Each day puts rage in your head. So Dont hold in Any fear of sin Yo, kill them fuckers dead. ********************************************************* Nov 3, 1999 How come it's so Ungodly cold? My nuts are about to freeze up. Pissing ice, Dats not nice And You know I'm just sayin wassup. ********************************************************* Nov 4, 1999 ....... La la la wap is happy ........ La la la Tursday is always a day before friday. ........ La la la happy wappy ....... Shit shizity good thing wednesday is passed ....... Because my Red BMW is lost ...... I hope sales man didn't run into a post ..... Come back my Bimmer, I won't be pissed ********************************************************* Nov 8, 1999(2 submissions) More of the same Only today is extra lame. None of you have to do Da stuff I have to At 11 o'clock I have a test You all can just sit there and rest. Many times i've grown weary Of drill bits, solder and nails Never having the time required, for Daily sending of emails Alas, the glorious day has come Yes no more shit work for me WE'VE HIRED ANOTHER TECH, NOW I CAN BE AN EE ********************************************************* Nov 9, 1999 Today is a mighty fine day Ugly people are always gay Everyone deserves a chance So I'll keep on judging at first glance Do you understand what I think And do you agree that some people stink You should give others the benefit of the doubt ********************************************************* Nov 10, 1999 Worm in my stomach, Each Wednesday this is true. Driving in at 7; Nothing I can do. Every Wednesday morn, So lonely here at work. Destined to leave early, And dis all yall jerks. Yee-haw. ********************************************************* Nov 11, 1999 mary ann barnes was The queen of all t- He acrobats. she co- Uld do t- Ricks that would give a dog the Shits. she could bounce green peas off her fun- Damental orifice, do A sommersault, then catch 'em in her tits. she's a great big son-of-a-bitch, twice as big as me - hair on her ass thick as branches on a tree. she can run, fart, fight, fuck, pull a train, drive a truck, now thats the kind of girl who's gonna marr- Y me.. gonna marry me. ********************************************************* Nov 12, 1999 Friday is here, it's time to drink beer Run all around, give a shout and a cheer I can't understand what is wrong with their heads Dumb people love daily arising from bed And here it is friday, my butt full of gas You think i broke wind? Youre right, nubile lass For the pressure inside was too much to bear Regarding the odor, i myself dont much care Inside of the building though opinins divide Do you think i'm joking? you're right i have lied Assgass is a terrible, terrible thing You let it go quickly to reduce anal sting ********************************************************* Nov 15, 1999 Money it comes, and money it goes Of this fact i think everyone knows Not spending your money on things you desire Dont make you happy, or drunker or higher Asshole cop fucker, with lasar radar You cant stop my little speeding red car ********************************************************* Nov 16, 1999 This waking up early shit Has gotten Utterly fucking Ridiculous Shit man, Does Anyone remember Y we do this? ********************************************************* Nov 17, 1999 Where, oh where has the Evil worm gone? Devoured by a jap with a fro. Now where could that Elusive hunk of cheese be? Sean got it, that dumb mo-fo. Detered, am I, for Arriving too late? You bet your fucking ass, it's so. ********************************************************* Nov 18, 1999 To wish to wish dangerous; maybe be delierious . . . should i put on diamonds? and a milion years. the disappointment disappears. like it was never here Hipsters Unite. Come alive for the big fight, to Rock, for you. Beware, all the angles with their wings glued on. Cause deep down, they are frightened and they're Scared. We don't stare Disarm you with A smile, and leave You like you left me here. ********************************************************* Nov 19, 1999 For today is finally here Rest of you will drink some beer I will be happy and do no work Dis was da worst week, teachers are jerks And Koji knows that this is true Your teachers make you eat their poo? I wish I would have to eat some dump 'Stead of going down like a chump Hi-de-ho, time to get it on Everybody party till break of dawn Retards know how good it is Even if they just take a wiz. ********************************************************* Nov 24, 1999 Why, oh why is my Email so broke? Don't know, maybe I Never will. Even as I See the archived joke, with Disdain, Again, my hearts filled. Yay, it is time for me to go home now! ********************************************************* Nov 25, 1999 i'm T- Hankful for not h- Aving to wor- K on thur- Sday or friday. G- I- V- I- N- G me two days off to do nothing but eat a bird that I would probably not eat unless it was the custom of this country's holiday to eat said bird on said day if I were not going to my parents to eat I would settle for ham and cheese on white bread but they being of half usa origin will make a 69 pound turkey that takes 37 days to make and I will eat leftovers well into the new year. ********************************************************* Nov 29, 1999 Misery is what I feel On days after the weekend. Now this time it's worse. Dingleberries is what I have, After a feast of homecookin Yams and turkey and stuffin. ********************************************************* Nov 30, 1999 Today is here; Until it's gone; Each of of lives in this truth. So sing a song, Dance along, And hang on to the end of your Youth. ********************************************************* Dec 1, 1999 When it's cold, we Each see out breath. Days like this, I wish were None left. Early morn, I Scrape and I scrape; Driving in, juts barely Awake. Yes, humpday is here, you see, and gone, it soon will be. ********************************************************* Dec 2, 1999 Today in History: Unusal events took place, Reports of Some Dude Ate cheese for breakfast. why, You ask, his mom told him he shouldn't. ********************************************************* Dec 3, 1999 For I Really do not feel like doing work today. I'd rather go out and drink. Doing Anything other than that, You have to agree does stink ********************************************************* Dec 6, 1999 Man, Oh shit, No way, it's true! Damn, Monday is here for me And You. ********************************************************* Dec 7, 1999 To drive and to ride until i turn blue Under construction ... the van cant get through Even when things seem to be going well Something will fail; it all goes to hell Damn these test routes for coverage maps Ass gas from Killian's, now i've got the craps You think that things can't get worse from here? IN OUR TEST VAN, THERE IS NO FUCKING BEER ********************************************************* Dec 8, 1999 Will it end? Or Even being? Don't know, Not yet atleast. Early day, Seeking a way, to Drink beverages of malt And Yeast. ********************************************************* Dec 8, 1999 However I am in my office waxin Up my wiener to use as a bat Right against the head of an ebay man on crack So here is the scoop about the zombieguide December 15th I let my 50 dollars glide A mistake to think I could get it by Christmas Yeah, I gots nothin for girl, I am listless. ********************************************************* Dec 9, 1999 (3 submissions) Trying, now Harder than ever before; Using time wisely Reviewing the score. Seems that most the Days, I'm in before All yall suckas with poems betta than Yours. That may be true How you write the best things Using clever rhymes Revealing that your are the king, Something I ask Dat you please keep in mind All I want to do You see, is sit on my behind Thank you so much, for the pat on the back. However, you see, I deserved a smack; Upside my noggin, for bragging and such. Regarding my ego, I have to much. So consider this poem an apology Directed to you guys, coming from me. After all, the reason I was mean to the core: You see, I had a hard time rhyming with "before". ********************************************************* Dec 12, 1999 Surely U'd think, I'm on the brink, of going Nuts to be; Dumb enough, And doing this stuff; Yes, I've written a poem for sun-dee. ********************************************************* Dec 13, 1999 Marrion Barry likes to use crack On some occasions, a bitch he will smack Nelson Mandella, to make a contrast Didn't use cocaine to help with his fast As for why I'm discussing this crap You know that it's Monday ********************************************************* Dec 16, 1999 Though today has been rather lame Home units, car stereos . . . it's all the same Under the boredom of fucking around Rests a feeling of hope i have found See, it's thursday, but tomorrow is not Drink up some killians; my inards will rot Assphinctersaywhat in this poem does not fit Yuletide corporate party tomorrow, dumbshit ********************************************************* Dec 20, 1999 Monkey dung mixed up with leftover spam Onions covered with mold . . . god damn Not that i feel that bad on this morn Do you believe that i like to watch porn And as a piece of advice to all y'all with hardons You can eat eggs weeks past the date on the cartons ********************************************************* Dec 27, 1999 Monday, monday, back again; Off for 5 days before. Now I sit, a tired Ben Doing shit work like a whore. All that I ask is to not have to work, but get all my money for free, Yes, that would be sweet and I'd be a jerk to those with less money than me. ********************************************************* Dec 28, 1999 (guest submission) The distinct flavor of it Under my coarse tongue Erupts the buds of life So that a volcano of cream Drenches my mouth As I lick and bite this Yellow twinkie cake ********************************************************* Dec 29, 1999 Win the lottery, Eat some pie; Do some pottery, Never lie; Enjoy fear, Say what you mean; Drink a beer, And live life green. You only get one, and it flies by fast; so enjoy your years while they last. ********************************************************* Dec 30, 1999 To all of you who are going out to Have a good time for the New Year Use good judgement while intoxicated and Reflect on the memories held dear So go out and have a good time Don't hold back a thing for later As soon as the clock hits 12 o o You're on your way to times much greater ********************************************************* Jan 5, 2000 Wishing and wanting it Every time I awaken; Damn this fucking shit, Now my body's shaking. Evening rolls in, Still too much to do. Don't let it begin And no pleasure for You. ********************************************************* Jan 6, 2000 To this day I still wait How much longer can it take Up till now I have had good luck Reaching out for sympathy, I need the duck Someday soon I will get my videos or Death shall come to the eBay fellows Always promising that he complied You know I got screwed by the zombieguide! ********************************************************* Jan 7, 2000 Free from work for at least two days Relaxation is finally here It is the weekend, and what I will do is Drink lots of beer And reminisce on how we've made it past all the Y2K fear! ********************************************************* Jan 10, 2000 Monday came, monday went; Oh, how slow it did go. Never ending, it seemed to me; Death would have eased my woe. A dead duck is no fun, Yo?! ********************************************************* Jan 11, 2000 Today is a perfect day to get in the pig pond, and U can be sure we'll stop at Carlos Murphy's again. I look East, i look west, and there it is--a powerful Stream coming out of me, a powerful stream of pee, oh why Do you hate me? Why do you hate me? Are you jealous of me, afraid of me, are You jealous of me, do you want to be me? ********************************************************* Jan 12, 2000 Wednesdays past, Early morn, Driving to work, was the Norm. Ever Since Julie Ditched her old job, I Always sleep late, Yeah, like a lazy slob. ********************************************************* Jan 14, 2000 Fornication, it seems, is rather inevitable Random chicks' possums . . . the memories irrevicable I don't plan though this weekend to score Damnit Piss, don't jizz on my floor And lock my door, and don't leave wet spots You know that i'm packin both oozies and glocks ********************************************************* Jan 21, 2000 Frigid, Really, is the only way; I can describe a Day like today. All weekend long, the weathermen say; Yes, cold is the forcast, much like today. ********************************************************* Jan 25, 2000 Twas the day before Wednesday, Unclear was my head Early, I got up, from Snug in my bed. Drove into work; Amazed by what I found: Yikes, oh my gosh, Tellabs stock has gone down. ********************************************************* Jan 26, 2000 Worm, no I never receive Even if I rise early Doesn't matter, I don't like to eat worm Nor do I like eat warm sperm Exactly what I want to eat, I can't lie So I will tell you, I want to eat the Y Do you agree it is a taste treat? Any do you like female meat? Y is where my taste buds are But the Y today is way too far. ********************************************************* Jan 27, 2000 Twats 'n' Hymen U know what, man Rectums is stinky Sorta like my frypan Doo doo doo and Anus fresh stink Ya know, for three weeks, it's sat in my sink ********************************************************* Jan 28, 2000 (2 submissions) Finally friday, happnin' again; Ready to rip and roar through a wild weekend. I, of course, am kidding Don't you know my life is lame All I'll do is sleep and fart while You all watch the game. Well here it is, Excitement grows; Everyone expecting, what everyone Knows. End of the week, Now roll out the fun, Drink a beer for me, since I will have none. ********************************************************* Jan 31, 2000 Must I stay late On Monday, this date? Not if I come in the morn. Did I? Well, no. All of you blow, You can go home and watch porn. ********************************************************* Feb 2, 2000 Why is this we Ek Draging o N Eternal Styyle, Bean is a Damn Ass Yoda ********************************************************* Feb 3, 2000 This is the day I've been waiting for. Heck, tomorow, AM, I am out the door. Ultimate goal: In indy by noon. Relaxing by 4, ready to drink. Drink what? You ask... well what do you think. Several beers, All evening long, You know, this doesn't rhyme, and I spelled the day wrong. ********************************************************* Feb 4, 2000 Fuck a worm. Really I Dare ya to try it. When Amway is sold, You just dont buy it. ********************************************************* Feb 11, 2000 Finally it's friday, it's time to relax R you also tired of sucking boss' cacks? I personally wish i wasn't right here Damn skippy, my ducks, i'd rather drink beer And after this day has gone by and died Young lasses will say, "care for some possum?" IT'S FRESHLY DEEP FRIED ********************************************************* Feb 17, 2000 Tomorrow is friday Hooray hooray U stink like schmegma, and R gay, are gay Sick am i still, 2 Day today And yet i'm at work YOU RAT BASTARDS ********************************************************* Feb 18, 2000 Fruits like bannanas and tropical bitches Red letter C's and ken griffy's riches I didn't know that this town was so gay Day after day, it rains like Paraguay And when it's floodbanks the ohio has smote You know i'll pray this damn DAB van's afloat For i have not read of it's sea worthiness Rarely, if ever, on the van dare i piss I should have known this town was so rainy Damn size of these storms, like the ass of ms. gainey Asses--some small, and asses some large Yuck, some are wrinkled LIKE THAT OF SCHOTT, MARGE ********************************************************* Feb 21, 2000 My, oh my, what have we here? Oh, just another Monday, 52 a year. Never avoided, Disliked by all; All the week follows, Yeah, it just sucks balls. ********************************************************* Feb 22, 2000 2 many hours through the week are spent, Slaving away for the man. Doing shit work to buy food and pay rent, And drink that which comes in a can. You bet, of that, I'm a fan. ********************************************************* Feb 23, 2000 When uncle sam comes pokin' around Each year at about this time, Do what I do, forget judgement sound, Never report a dime. Everyone tells me "that's illegal ben!" Still I just dont give two fucks. Damn the man, he's not your friend And You know you could use extra bucks. ********************************************************* Feb 25, 2000 Fiddely-diddely Rat tat-tat-ta Ibbity-bibbily Don't you dig dat? All I can say is the weekend is soon; You know that at Beans, you will get ya some poon. ********************************************************* Feb 28, 2000 man, i hate work oh, let me tell you now i want to jerk off dammit, i can't. and that is y i hate work ********************************************************* Feb 29, 2000 (2 submissions) Tickle me Elmo, Undressed barbie doll, Elegant dress clothes, Schloads of alcohol, Dice to play "mexican", And shoes with some traction; Yes, these are the things, for my birthday, I'm axin'. Today is Unlike most. Every four years Schools add a Day to boast. And make Youngens hate toast. ********************************************************* Mar 1, 2000 weekend is near enjoying the pong drinkin some beer not from a bong eatin some steer smoked all day long doing her rear and that's my song yes, that was queer ********************************************************* Mar 2, 2000 To sit at my desk, not doing too much Helping the duck count, and slacking and such Usually seems a boring gay passtime Reading old poems, of killians and gastime Someday we will not slave under the man Duck products will sell in even japan And koji's hot cousin will slob on my knob Yank on my crank until my nuts throb 'em hot jap chicks dig us guys from the RHIT So where are our products and profits and shit? Get on the duck and crank out them ideas And soon we'll be building our own pizzarias You know when that day comes the world we'll rule AND ALL OF THESE BOSSMEN WILL LOOK LIKE THE FOOL ********************************************************* Mar 3, 2000 Friday, friday, Really it's finally here. I may die today, if I Don't drink me a beer. And I must say You all are queer. ********************************************************* Mar 8, 2000 Having a box of Tagalongs, U know thats not good for My diet; Peanuty, buttery, Damn they are good, All of You should try it. ********************************************************* Mar 9, 2000 The alarm clock rang, I opened my eyes, Hell, it's only eight thirty. Unready to wake up, not willing to rise, Returned to sleep, I did, dirty. Shower, I didn't, not in thirty six hours, Damn, the alarm's not repeating, Aww shit, it's past ten, alarm lost its' power, Yeah, that sucks cause I missed both my meetings. ********************************************************* Mar 13, 2000 Murkey and musty, my mind's in this state; Unwilling to tackle the day. Nostalgia engulfs me, my liver inflates, Desperate to drink and to play. All weekend, I spent, sober through to the core; Now the workweek, ahead of me, lies. Even five days from now, it'll still be a bore, cause My work goes through Saturday, realize. Only a fizzy, amber substance, in a chilled frosty mug, Next to me, can cure my sorrow. Drinking it, and farting, and being a slug, And passing out to tommorow. Yes, some good time, I'd sure like to borrow... ********************************************************* Mar 17, 2000 Forget about work and forget about taxes Rapidly melt away memories of faxes It means not only the weekend is here Day of the Fri today also means beer And color it green before you injest it You know that old Mickey's smells much like my armpit ********************************************************* Mar 22, 2000 Hooray hooray, U know whats today? Middle of the week, soon I Play. Don't you say Aaiiiee aaiieeaaay Yes you know, to the weekend, we are halfway. ********************************************************* Mar 27, 2000 (6 submissions) Man, I don't like working Oh yes, i'd rather be porking Oh yes, i'd rather be porking Not the fat ones, but Damn i'd like to have slut In the ass is where i want to go Even if it is that blue shirt ho Man Sean sucks at Poems On this day of inspiration Not including the lesbians gettin it Done to them Doggy Style just cuz he's got an Aural fixation and thinks the beak would break Ye olde stiffy back down to size. Mostly i'm worried about the Obvious lack of style. Not that i have much, but Dude, yours smells of bile. I don't like you or your EIDE drive in your pile. Man Sean sucks at Poems On this day of inspiration Not including the lesbians gettin it Done to them Doggy Style just cuz he's got an Aural fixation and thinks the beak would break Ye olde stiffy back down to size. Mostly i'm worried about the Obvious lack of style. Not that i have much, but Dude, yours smells of bile. I don't like you or your EIDE drive in your pile. Messages are numerous thus far Ongoing discussions about hoes and disks Nearing one hundy is where we are Damn, i bet those girls do crease-licks A night with them would be above par Yes, especially since its two chicks ********************************************************* Mar 28, 2000 Time to get started with round 2 of classes Undergrads, graduates, TA's, and nice asses Every day last week I checked my class times Saturday morning the registrar did some lines Da high mother fucker, she fucked with schedule And I know who did it; this bitch named "Mo-ejeple" You know what classes I have to take now? ********************************************************* Apr 4, 2000 To go to Las Vegas for dinner and such Under these conditions, i bet i'd eat much Every time there's another show in nevada Somebody's skin flute belts out a cantata Day after that, my boss gets a call And he's out the door, i'm stuck in these walls You think i'd rather be travelling about? WELL SIR YOU'RE WRONG, I HATE SAUERKRAUT. ********************************************************* Apr 6, 2000 Today is Thurdsay. How's about that. U are all gay, Retarded, and fat. Darn, your right, I Am more fatter. You all write some email, OR YOUR HEADS, I WILL SPLATTER! ********************************************************* Apr 20, 2000 Titties all Hard. Rain coming down. Under water yard. Can't help but frown. Ridiclously cold. Shouldn't be this wet. Damn, I shoulda sold TLAB At 70 I bet. Yes today does suck. many things gone wrong. but diss'in the duck is like hoggin' the bong. ********************************************************* Apr 25, 2000 Today I think I'll sit on my ass Using my butt to spew forth some gass Every day past week and a half Sat at my apartment . .. dont laugh Day after day listening to radios Adds to the pressure, then something blows Yer mommy SED ********************************************************* Apr 28, 2000 *F*ucklyduck is the name of my robot duck *R*ight now, all i can think of is the word fuck *I*diots are all around me, especially those with no luck *D*amien needs to put bean's speaker in his truck *A*t any time tonight I could be at chucks *Y*es, after this weekend I will be lacking bucks ********************************************************* May 2, 2000 (5 submissions) To see a tradition wasting away, Uncarried forward; it ruins my day. Every morning with hope, to work I drive; Somehow thinking, the word will arrive. Dammit to hell, no poem here waiting; Alas, I will write one that requires no thinking. You duck are not living up to the name, NO EMAILS FROM ANYONE?! WHAT A FUCKING SHAME! Today I prepare another presentation Using Microsoft products, I need masturbation Eventually I hope the madness ends Someday soon I will work like my friends Ducks stand united and fight the man And tell Bean to screw his hand Yeah, I agree with Sean, Bean, you can suck my nuts This may seem a little ridiculous Usually you just can't get Enough of these Silly little poems, but on a Day like to day All the messages I receive indicate that You Bean would be a nut sucking squirrel Thanks to the mouth of Bean Unworthy you all may seem Even to receive Such a poem from king D Alright maybe mine is the worse Yet, Bean can still suck my nuts Damn you fuckin Idiots not duckin. Especially those whose are trying Not to rhyme and just typing Some words to the screen, Tempting the likes of Bean Again to suck on your nuts. Geez, you all are such putz's. At least I tried it in a different language. ********************************************************* May 3, 2000 Well this is about the time Everyone avoids making a rhyme Dooty scoot, not me my friend None-stop lyrics until the end Even in the morning, I can tear it up So I guess I'm the king, now tell me whazz up Did it yesterday, and I'll do it again And you can't stop me cause I'm a perfect ten Yo yo yo, I learned to rhyme from the best Eminem and Dr. Dre, now I put this rhyme to rest. ********************************************************* May 4, 2000 The fuck? it's Here? U must be jokin', R maybe it's the crack that I been Smokin'. Don't matta how it happened; All I gots ta say, is Yeah my niggaz, WEEKEND'S ONE DAY AWAY! ********************************************************* May 5, 2000 (2 submissions) Fill it with a cold frosty brew. Race to the bottom of the glass. Eat Labamba's, it good for you. It'll just give you a big fat ass. This, I know you know I know And it a good weekend to cut Grass. F*so back up bitch, cause i'm strugglin R*just get on your knees and start jugglin I*these mother fuckin nuts in your mouth D*it's me warren g, the nigga with the clout And Yeah, bean is gay ********************************************************* May 9, 2000 To have Sean and Bean gone from the Duck causes Us to have to concentrate on our work and not have pauses. Everything should get done on this day Simply because there is nothing to say. Does this mean the Duck is Dead? Answer the question and it might be put to bed. Yet, I feel everyone will not reply, And the duck will slowly die.... ********************************************************* May 10, 2000 Where have all my messages gone? Ever since the day of argumentation, Duck has been sufferin. Now we need to collect our efforts, Especially since I just cut a fart. Stinky is my cube, I must depart. Damnit, I'm burnt and tired. And now I drink coffee to get wired. Yikes, I haven't done shit in 3 months, I might get fired. ********************************************************* May 15, 2000 Mammy sed Ouch when i banged her Nine times hard in Da butt And yer daddy Yelled stop ********************************************************* May 18, 2000 Today, i'll be driving around all damn day Here and then there, but nowhere to stay U monkeys are writing and debuggin code Regardless of whether you're flies or a toad So have fun indoors, cause i'll be without Deciding on AGC GCS testing and routes And while this task may sound like great fun You know, i'll be glad, when this day is done YOU KNOW I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS DAY IS DONE ********************************************************* May 19, 2000 Funny how skipping work for 10 days in a row Reverts you back to a slug. I find myself bored, wanting to work? no no. Dreaming, instead, of beer to chug. All day long, the minutes tick by Yet I sit here and wait for the day THAT I CAN SLEEP, GET DRUNK, GET HIGH, AND HAVE NO RENT TO PAY! ********************************************************* May 20, 2000 Sometimes the weekday just isn't enough And 'cause I like sleeping, this morning is rough Today I got up, and came in to work Unlike for most ducks, this weekend's no perk Reading and writing a paper for class Damn here I sit by my desk, on my ass And I bet you're all thinking right now: oh my god! You think i'm a dork, hey suck on my rod BITCH ********************************************************* May 26, 2000 For today is one of those days Really I think it is I'm going to take my chances Dive into a muff, then I'll jiz And after that, what to do You all can guess I'm sure Kick my wife out of bed And tell her to cook some more. ********************************************************* Jun 5, 2000 Mmmmmmm .. . poems Ofter are hard to write Nite after nite Dorking out that's right And now see my plight You're high as a kite DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE, SUCKA ********************************************************* Jun 16, 2000 now, flakin and complain don't manage nothing except making two julie's equal. don't think this will make sean another sequel. i'm hearing some people don't want to go. sean is here to say hell no. tony and ben used to smoke a lot of joints. and my ass is going to cedar fucking point. ********************************************************* Jun 21, 2000 (3 submissions) there once was a ducker named bean whos gut was quite easily seen he stopped eating meat to lighten his seat and now he's really quite lean there once was a ducker named sam who fucked some fat bitch named pam he stuck it in her butt then she sucked it, that slut and sam said, woman, god damn There once was a ducker named Ben. Who lived in Cinci, with all his henchmen He's a Reverand and a doctor. Your daughter? He frocked her. And his best freinds are 3 frenchmen ********************************************************* Jun 27, 2000 To be, or not to be? Useless as it may seem Expresses an important thing Such as I deem Do I or do I not All right, maybe not You can decide which it will be ********************************************************* Jul 7, 2000 (2 submissions) hello, duck meet the real duck and my mundane way of life it gives me a migrane headache sinking down to your level Fuk chad. Ridicule chad. Irritate chad. Drive over chad. A$$ phuck chad. Yell at chad. ********************************************************* Jul 11, 2000 Today is the day right after the day Under a tree the the golfers did play Except for one, who climbed up a tower Said, oh dear god, let me feel the power Down he was struck and he twitched all about And much profanity the others did spout You think that Xetron was hiring before? HOLY SHIT BATMAN, NOW WE NEED ONE MORE ********************************************************* Jul 26, 2000 Why does nobody write poems anymore Every day goes slow as a fat crippled whore Dont you understand, my boss, he is gone Not here, not here, at dusk nor at dawn Early it seemed this would be for the best See, unocupied, my technician's a pest Day after day he sits here and chatters About cars, about boogers, and trivial matters You think that i'd rather put slack on the shelf? NO, I JUST WISH THAT HE'D GO FUCK HIMSELF ********************************************************* Aug 2, 2000 Why do I write a poem today Even though Wednesday is the longest day? Did you know there are 9 letters in that word? Now I have to come up with nine lines of turds. Everyone knows I love a good challenging game So I am writing a Wednesday peom, even if it is lame Do realize the point I want to make Asking a question of Sean, I hope he can take. Yes, Sean, I am talking to you Did you find a shirt for my little sister, sue? (Her name is really Mary Beth, but sue rhymed better.) ********************************************************* Aug 3, 2000 Topless is the way Craig's sister will remain. Happy, the emotion guys will sustain. Um, I can think of word that starts with U. Right, uh this thing is terrible, nothing new. Sounds like somebody just let a fart. Damien, that's the smell that sets you apart. As always, I must say Yes its true, bean is gay. ********************************************************* Aug 4, 2000 For anyone who could give a shit Racing day is close, this weekend is it. Indy will be overrun with rednex and dykes. Dykes is alright, at least they're not pikes. Ah, wait a minute, I forgot about potato head. Yeah, that muther fucker should be dead. ********************************************************* Aug 25, 2000 Well guys, soon I'll be Off to see another guy Ruin his life by going through that awful thing called Marriage. ********************************************************* Sep 13, 2000 Where is everybody? Each day someone has to ask. Damnit, I have no task. Now I wish I had a flask. Every drunk has a drink. Sean likes beer, any kind will do. Damien likes alcohol, that leads to a screw. Although craig don't drink, he's still coo. Yahoo! is the way i'm sending this to you. ********************************************************* Nov 22, 2000 Hep rah hep rah hep rah hep rah Underwear, and panties, and bra Many people now have sed Policically Algore is dead Democrats can suck my cack And supreme court: smoke less crack You have ruled in the idiots' favor SCREW IT, LET'S JUST ELECT FLAVOR (flav) ********************************************************* Dec 7, 2000 Today is a day of torturous pain Here at work at seXetron again Underwear pile at home running low Running to work, through sleet and through snow Some dipshit judge, suspended my licence Dat fucker can eat the feces of bisons And now I must walk, to Indy tomorrow YES, I WILL BE THERE, PLEASE DONT TELL OHIO ********************************************************* Dec 14, 2000 Today is a pretty shitty day Howling wind is so friggin gay U're right that i dont like the cold Remember when you were 8 years old? Snow and ice, they seemed so fun Day off of school to skip and run Alas, it seems, the corp's not so nice YES I AM AT WORK, BUT I DONT HAVE LICE ********************************************************* Jan 9, 2001 Two months from now, U can all bet; Easily rich, Sportin' new Vette's. Duckstock is soarin And not comin' down. Yes, 60 more days, AND WE'LL OWN THIS TOWN! ********************************************************* Feb 1, 2001 -<{[*T itties and such -<{[*H ow i want to touch -<{[*U ndies are next -<{[*R ight before sex -<{[*S uckin my dick -<{[*D amn, that bitch bit -<{[*A nal hole exploration -<{[*Y ou bet your noggin ********************************************************* Feb 2, 2001 F is for the Fucking I wish I could be doing R is what one uses when making fun of Koji I is for I just don't give a fuck D is the Duckets, duck is gonna bring me A is necessary to spell each of names*, except chris Y, for the Yes-man I want sucking my ass * mArson, beAn, mArti, dAryl, chAd, seAn, dAmien; chris. ********************************************************* Feb 7, 2001 Why, oh why, must i sit here and fart Eventually the gasses will stop up my heart D-day for my anus, the gasses fly forth Next-cube neighbors make plans to move north Eventually they'll find out its always been me Stinking up the building and chuckling with glee Do you think that I'm kidding? My ass really reeks As if something died there, rotting for weeks Yet I do not care, today I brought ammo TWO POUNDS CHILI FOR LUNCH, AT 2 PM: BLAMMO ********************************************************* Feb 8, 2001 (2 submissions) The phrase for the day is HATRED FOR THE SYSTEM Unless you can think of a better one. Rest assured I could come up with substitute. Shit, bitch you are a cunt and a cocksucker came to mind, but Damnit, I use those everyday and often. Ah fuck who am I kidding, this isn't a poem of the day. Titties Hard on Unibrow Rim job Suck Dick Ass Yeah, that's better. ********************************************************* Feb 9, 2001 Fucking riddles, Racing in my mind. I can't take it anymore. Damn, I've gone blind. Above all, I know this, You can't always buy kind. ********************************************************* Feb 11, 2001 Sup niggas and niggets? Understand that this is Nutting but a Day And I'm a Year older. The rumors are true: SHiT++ ********************************************************* Feb 14, 2001 (2 submissions) What ever you eat; Ends up coming out; Da other end of your body. No, I should not have Eaten So Damn many peppers. Argh. Youch. When lookin back, and looking ahead; Even a dolt could project. Duck poem creation will surely be dead Now to this, I must object. Elated, I was, when I noticed a trend; Surfacing early each morn. Duck writing poems, again and again; A great tradition reborn. Yes, a tradition that no one can scorne. ********************************************************* Feb, 15 2001 (3 submissions) There once was a duck named Hardesty, Daryl. He drank whiskey by the gallon and beer by the barrel. Unclogged? his lungs? No not a chance. Radyl smoke too, like he was from France. So one day, this duck, he went to Japan. Desperate to get up on foreign poontan. Accoring to stories, officer radyl did win; Yes, he got laid in asia, again and again. Titties, hard ons, blow jobs and such Hittin the skins right before lunch Utterances of oh god, oh god, and oh dear Right about now I could use a beer Sam Brown is a name from the past D-Rob is another lost in space And to bring this back from the duck heyday Yes, bean is gay. Tomorow, tomorow, it's almost Here. U all like to take it, in the Rear. Soon it will be a glorious Day. And of course You know, sean is gay. ********************************************************* Feb 16, 2001 (3 submissions) Full of hope for what lies ahead Really I mean it, the work week is dead I bet you'd agree that I got it made DC for two days, I'm sure to get laid And when I return, work starts again Yes I agree with Sean, Bean is gay. Farting today, I hafta. Resultsing from the Mineshaft'a. Injesting food from a castle, Damn, that adds to the hassel. And out it comes with a howl; Yes shit, with a smell so foul. For all of my homies, slackers by name Repent for your working: it is so lame In lieu of some gunning and dorking today Drink extra soda, eat sugar, and say Aeeeeeiiiigghhh! aieeeeeeaahhhh--fuck! You're whacked out on caffiene this ********************************************************* Feb 20, 2001 Today, it seems, the skies have darkened. Ungodly, the smell, is, of koji's farten. Eating white castles is what he does best. Sack of 10, surely you jest. Drinking much beer And Yearning to dance, makes koji end up with slider streaks in his pants. ********************************************************* Feb 21, 2001 (4 submissions) Word to live by, written by bean. Examine them closely to see what they mean. Don't drink milk thats curdled and rotten, Never eat meat that green and forgotten. Engrish is a language you should definately read. Some stuff is funnier, when you smoke weed. Disco is dead, and not coming back. Alba, Jessica, has got a nice rack. You now know the wisdome I've come to acquire AND I ALMOST FORGOT, IT'S FUN TO SET FIRES! When work is slow and the days creep by Everyday makes me want to go lie Down in my bed, with three horny sluts Nasty and stinky, tight nice little butts Even a fat chick with big saggy boobs Sometimes would be nice, with adequate lubes Do I git sum, no that's why I say All y'all--GIT SUM each and every day Your getting some makes be feel a bit better DO YOU HAVE A SISTER? SOME DAY I WILL GET HER Wow, today we're really composin'. Each and ever one of us is supposin: Does this one top the others? Not this one, cuz I suck. Eh, who gives a fuck? Such is life, that we plan, search and Dream of finding a good job and doing well, but Alas, a day of reckoning comes when You realize, man this shit sucks. I think I'll just stick with the Ducks. Well, I guess that I have to do this. Enacting revenge on me, my bowels are. Damnit, my shit comes out like piss. Needless to say, I had food intake after the bar. Exactly why we tried to tackle the twenny-fo Sack is beyond me. yep, casa de white. Dang on, wednesday is a long word. Alls I want in to not have excessive wipes. Yeehaw is what I'll say if I can form a terd. I'M A FREE MAN NOW, SO RUN FOR THE HILLS ********************************************************* Feb 27, 2001 There could be no better day U have to poo on the one with you Eat there all the time, it's So much better than this hamburger Do you hate me? why do you hate me A dream of a powerful stream You, i just wanna get naked CAPTAIN MORGAN PUKED ALL OVER MY CAR WHILE DRINKING AND DRIVING ********************************************************* Feb 28, 2001 Hardesty, Daryl, Officer, Sir, Unique, his story, was not. Maybe he burried his face in her fur, Perhaps, he just banged her a lot. Daryl, yes daryl, yes thats what I said, Asians taste good, they say. Yes Radyl, he got some, and then he fled BACK TO THE U S OF A! ********************************************************* Mar 1, 2001 Tomorrow is a day off for me How and why is not known. Understand the thoughts of managers? Right, they hire more and more Slackers even though, I've gone Days, weeks, months, without A client, only in-house tasks. Yeah, I'll drink to that. ********************************************************* Mar 5, 2001 Mother Nature is now on birf control. Officer, get off me sir. Now let me ask you one more thing. Don't everybody like the smell of Gasoline, Apple Pie, and American Dreams. Youth full of fire with no where to go. ********************************************************* Mar 6, 2001 This here is an attempt, a Useless attempt to Erupt discussions of Sensless topics. how about this: Daryl likes japs And Young mexicans too. ********************************************************* Mar 8, 2001 Thursday is a day to kick back, relax Hear Friday knock on the door? Uranus smells funny because you pass gas Revealing what you ate night before So why on this day of not doing jack D'os foo's wanna wear shirt and tie? All i can guess is the guys are all gay Yet the women want nut in their eye SO WEAR JEANS AND NUT IN THEIR EYE ********************************************************* Mar 9, 2001 Februrary's over, Rally for Spring. It snowed up in Dover, Down here I'm freezing. All that I know, is I Yearn for some heat, SO I CAN RUN AROUND NAKED AND DANCE IN THE STREET! ********************************************************* Mar 13, 2001 (3 submissions) This? in March? Understand this: Eventually, tonight, Snow in, I will piss. Damnit, why again, After such a nice weekend? Yellow snow, don't play in. Lunch is good, Lunch is great. Under a buck and made of steak. Not really, it's just a taint. Could eat it, if I'm baked. How come my piss looks like paint? Ben, not bean, is in the van. Raydl is real damn busy. Even Chris is held down by the man. As per usual, Craig is a bee. Kause I don't work, email is the plan. Why should I get upset? Or jealous, which is it? Real jobs... real work? Kill Rose, steal a fork. Erase my debt, get laid. Real jobs? get paid? Suck? I don't. ********************************************************* Mar 28, 2001 Willus Marson, Egg eater at large. D-Rob is gone from the scene. Never Ever Shall he Dispute the charge; And my name is bean. Yes, bean. ********************************************************* Apr 6, 2001 For everyday we sit in our cubes, Reveling in our workday dismay while checking our pubes, Insisting that the upcoming Debauchery of the weekend will be stunning. Amen I say, it arrives today with much hope. Yes brothers, its the weekend, and it's gonna be dope. ********************************************************* Apr 17, 2001 Terrible Ugly Ex-lax Sucks Dung; Angry? Yes! ********************************************************* Apr 19, 2001 Tinkering around with CSI weights Hell in a van, there's nowhere to bate U want digital radio in lieu of AM? Right here in my pants, you bastardly men Slob on my high fidelity knob Do you think that in one year, i'll still have this job? And as for sponsoring my sketchy-ass scam Yes, you guessed, it: WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM ********************************************************* Jun 13, 2001 Why is it everyday, Everyone says they Don't have any work, yet No one emails? Each of my poems, Smell like Dung. Andy Maxson, Yup, he's gay. ********************************************************* Jun 14, 2001 To my dismay, I've noticed today, How weeks and months keep slipping away. Unfortunately, I'm starting to see, Remaining a worker is killing me. So why oh why, do you or I Do the shit work for that boss-man guy? All I know, is it about time, yo Yes, to quit our jobs and give it a go. ********************************************************* Jun 22, 2001 (2 submissions) Faggots and queers and butt-plugging gays Randoph and Timmer, in so many ways I sometimes forget those fags work here Doh! There's Tiny, he wants to drink beer Ah, um, I'm busy Warren, going out of town You think I'd be seen in a bar with that clown? CAUSE BEAN IS GAY, TID TIND For once in your life Repeat the truth. I know you hang with Tiny and Da rest of da crew. And you can't deny You love drinking beer EVEN IN GAY BARS WITH WARREN THE QUEER ********************************************************* Jun 29, 2001 Freakin with teens with cute little asses Romping and slugging and making ass gasses I so can not wait to get to Martini's Dover is where theres hot chicks in bikinis And after sean whips us all at bub. wars You know that we'll all say: "Hey sean, up yours!" YOU KNOW THAT WELL ALL SAY "HEY SEAN, UP YOURS" ********************************************************* Jul 13, 2001 Friday friday frig-diddy-friday Really, truly, it's here. I know one of the great things I'll be doing Damn straight, is drinking some beer And when the beer has run out, gone dry You'll know that monday is near. ********************************************************* Aug 3, 2001 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and jesus goddamn Rip on your mammy and on your dad spam I son of an ass shit, i bam bam bam bam Drldrdrdlrld scored with a bitch from jipam And finally to this day we arrive Yippee! it's friday and we're still alive YIPPEE ITS FRIDAY AND WERE STILL ALIVE ********************************************************* Aug 7, 2001 To say my job is secure, U'd definately be in the wrong. Even with 1 in 4 odds See, a 25% chance I'll be gone. Don't know quite what I'd do after A layoff that made income stop. You'd hear my insane, echoing laughter, OH SNAP! OH CRACKLE! OH POP! ********************************************************* Aug 9, 2001 Thursday, my ducks, is here for us all. Only, you fucks, one more day till I sprawl - Duckily out, on my couch with some nachos And scratch on that rash, Yeah, I named it el-splotcho. ********************************************************* April 10, 2001 Fartknocker Rankblotter Youdelee-doo Dagnabbit Allsimsayin' I hate you ********************************************************* April 24, 2001 Fun awaits Run away I cant wait Daryl's gay All is well You can see GO TO HELL, AND YOU'LL FIND ME! ********************************************************* Sep 21, 2001 F or the first time in months. R olls Royce Corporation, has I nstructed me, Sean Conley to D emonstrate ability to update A nd modify existing code. Y es, I have a project, and bean is gay. ********************************************************* Oct 5, 2001 Frightning-ase costumes and sketchy-ase cats Riding witches around on broomsticks and bats I don't think I can contain this for 22 days Dim the lights, kill the cat, kick out the gays And what do you think that my costume will be? You know, I'm not telling, cause you'll copy me ********************************************************* Oct 19, 2001 Frolic about on the out-side of doors Run and jump like dilusional whores It probably soon will get colder than shit Damn inclined axis, on your mother I spit And you know what else is getting my goat? Yeah, my moosedog, she tore my nice coat YES MY GIANT DOG TORE A HOLE IN MY COAT ********************************************************* Oct 24, 2001 Wed Nes Day - Each time I spell it; Don't you know No I just don't know it. Every other day is So easy to spell; Dammit, dammit, And dammit to heck. You thought I was gonna say hell didnt you. ********************************************************* Dec 7, 2001 Finally the date it draws ever near Roudolph, i've got your red bulb right here It's holiday time and its time to spread cheer Drink up some vodka, some rum and some beer And if wap don't come it's cause he's a queer Yuri, you can sleep in my bed, don't fear YOUR BOOBIES ARE NICE, AND AT THEM I LEER ********************************************************* Dec 12, 2001 Why are you driving around on my block? Every tuesday and wednesday at 9, 10 o' clock? Don't you think people will start taking note? Note of your sketchy-ass actions, you goat? Even if you quitely park 'cross the way Someday we'll see you and then you will pay Da number on your plate: C E U 6 6 4 3 A call to the po-po's will give me much glee You will then 'spain yoself, to them and to me AND INTO YOUR SKETCH-CAR I WILL POUR DOG PEE ********************************************************* Dec 14, 2001 Today is a pretty shitty day Howling wind is so friggin gay U're right that i dont like the cold Remember when you were 8 years old? Snow and ice, they seemed so fun Day off of school to skip and run Alas, it seems, the corp's not so nice YES I AM AT WORK, BUT I DONT HAVE LICE ********************************************************* Dec 20, 2001 Morning after morning I come in to work I don't like the bossman, he's kindof a jerk Go out with labguy to get us some lunch Hell, leave at 10; we'll call it a brunch Thursday before christmas is almost the end As Friday is free-eats-day, no money I'll spend So today's the last day to do that last task Wauseon calling, in the sun I will bask Evangelical Mennonite church I'll attend Licking the poo off of doggies' rear ends Lick butts? That's moose I'm now talking 'bout Besides licking dog ass she slurps on my spout Ewwww gross! No, sicko, the spout in the tub For sometimes her puss smells and on it I rub Really? When she stinks; we give her a bath I just remembered how I got on this strange path Don't you remember? I'll be going home Alas you've forgotten the point of this poem? Yes to all--merry christmas, happy hanakah, new year MUCH BEER, IN ADDITION, I WISH YOU MUCH BEER ********************************************************* Jan 25, 2002 (2 submissions) Fug, this week went Really quick. I Don't have Any plans this weekend. You? Fucking cock assfuck cunt bossman and shit Richard-smokin' cum guzzlin' licker of slit I bet that you wonder why i spew forth these words Damn mother-fucking assclown, eater of turds Alas, no good reason, 'cept i wanna go home You child-raping assholes try to write a poem YES, THAT'S YOU, NOW LET'S SEE A POEM ********************************************************* Mar 8, 2002 One duck, two Ducks Basking in the sun. Third duck, fourth duck gonna getcha sum. Fifth duck, other ducks Tonight should drink some rum. And sunny duck will get rich, Getting paid to cum. ********************************************************* Apr 28, 2002 When you decide to board planes and go Earth's other side to marry some ho Dining on horse meat and eels and such No marijuana, these people ain't dutch Emissions from asses they always increase Sapporo and squid will make your life cease Dis here poem--it is not my best work Alas, i am ill, don't mock it you jerk You think it is sweet i stay home; they pay? YOU SAW IT COMING YES BEAN IS SO GAY ********************************************************* Mar 22, 2002 Weeds they are growing round our sweet AM tower E fields course through them thus sapping our power Don't you think it's a good thought to go and weedwhack em? N spray on some chemicals so they don't grow back in? Error! You see, those chemicals can hurt you So don't you dare bring them by the security jew Don't whacking shit out by that big AM 'tenna An errant rock breaks it, it'll fall like drunk jenna You'd best fill the shack with gravel and with grime CHRIST I DON'T SEE HOW THIS PLACE MAKES A DIME ********************************************************* Jun 18, 2002 thanks for the bloody gash u put in hy head earned a little cash soon i'll be dead didn't even crash and i heard what you said you laughed and you giggled, and I just bled. ********************************************************* Jun 21, 2002 Finally here: it's the end of the week Right upside your skull like a slap on the cheek I don't have 30 gallons of soda just yet Dat day it will come, on that you can bet And into my arm it will drip, through a tube You thing that pop syrup makes good anal lube? IF NOT I'LL JUST SMEAR IT ALL OVER HER BOOB ********************************************************* Jul 12, 2002 Fuckin fucker fuck and a barrel of shits Retarded ass monkeys with 20 pound clits Indoors on a day that is so friggin nice Delaware's free of bossmen and lice And Yer mammy sed so ********************************************************* Jul 23, 2002 Tomorrow will surely better than today Ususally it is, in a good sort of way Especially when it is late in the week Saturday's comin, and things look less bleak Den it is sunday and that feeling comes back Again, time to work, like a kick in the sack Yes this is the reason that I always say BEAN'S GAY, BEAN'S GAY, AND YES, BEAN IS GAY ********************************************************* Jul 29, 2002 My weekend is over, what a shame Only 5 more days till more of the same Now I've got to work... how friggin lame Do you know on whom I should place the blame? Anyone, anyone, anyone? You think this is a game? ********************************************************* Jan 22, 2003 Willing and able, Excited to the max; Don't clear the table, Now let me relax. Eating is fun, Steak all the way Down on your knees, now, And suck suck away. Yes, 29 more nights till steak and BJ day! ********************************************************* Jan 30, 2003 To say I am bored; Ha, understatement at best. Unending, my suffereing lingers. Rent a sword, Stick into my chest, Dead, by my own hand and fingers. And You all smell like Denlingers. ********************************************************* Jan 31, 2003 Fuck motherduckers and how do you do Reverend Marsone has a poem here for jew Its almost that time of the week, don't you know Drink beers till you can't, and then drink some mo And then, come monday, start to work off the weight You can do 1253x situps, I'll 8x masturbate YOU CAN DO SOME MORE SITUPS, I'LL JUST MASTURBATE ********************************************************* Jun 17, 2003 Tastes so good, on my lips, Usually, ice cold. Even when the beer is Schlitz, Somehow, it tastes like gold. Don't spend money on pricey beers And flush it away in your piss. Yes Schlitz, from me, gets 3 big cheers CAUSE OF THE HOPS, IT'S GOT JUST THE KISS! ********************************************************* Jul 18, 2003 Funk the workplace, friday is here; Ready, get set, now go. I'm craving grilled food and a tall, cold beer; Damn, this morning is slow. All I want now is to head out the door; Yearning for that magic time when I stare at the clock and it tell's me it's 4 and the weekend kicks in to it's prime. *********************************************************